And Now, a Moment of Silence …
Posted on May 8, 2009
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Posted by Sierra
Friends, family, and random strangers. We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of a dear friend. The friend stood by us in hard times, and acted as a shield. Insults and enemy cars alike bounced off our friend. I speak, of course, of our old bumper.
I would like everyone to pray for that poor bumper, who is now in bumper heaven. Our dear old bumper, covered in bumper stickers, was—and I shudder to write this—REPLACED. That’s right. Due to a, er … CAR ACCIDENT, our much-loved bumper was replaced by an incompetent newbie. This plain bumper is undecorated with bumper stickers and sadly clean.
And now a moment of silence for our dear bumper stickers: “I Survived the Alaskan Highway,” “Buckle Up, It Makes It Harder for the Aliens to Suck You Out of Your Car,” and “Zoigl.” You may be gone, but you are not forgotten.
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So…sad…