Stewardess Sierra’s Tips for Kids in an RV
Posted on May 27, 2008
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Hello! This is your favorite stewardess, Stewardess Sierra, giving you helpful tips to survive on a very long trip with your parents.
1. Proclaim yourself Steward or Stewardess.
2. Draw up a list of your Steward(ess) duties, which may include locking cabinets and fetching items for your parents. Remember that the list is subject to changes based on the whims ‘n’ needs of your parents.
3. Make yourself a Steward(ess) seat with all your entertaining items on it.
4. Don’t wait around for an order from Mom or Dad so that it never comes and you get bored to death.
5. Don’t turn your i-Pod on so that your parents have to scream your name 10 times to get you to “Come and look at the stupid world’s largest ball of twine already!”
6. If smoke is billowing out of your “controlled” campfire and you’re trying to get the awning up and you know how it works (more or less) but your dad doesn’t look too happy, don’t say anything unless you’re asked to and stay out of the way.
7. If you absolutely have to, must, can’t live without, will scream if you don’t, MUST fall off the top bunk, make sure you land on something soft, such as NOT a person.
8. If you see someone knocked out cold and there’s an open cabinet with books falling out of it, a book probably knocked the poor person out, in which case you want to make sure their head is okay. If it is, get them conscious again. If it’s not, do CPR (out Cold Person Relief).
9. If you get hungry, just steal some food– no one will ever know.
10. Pay attention to mistakes you and others make so that you don’t repeat something really stupid, such as you forget where the RV is so you end up wandering around the campground for hours then you see a nice snakey with a rattle that makes a prettiful sound when he shakes it so you pet him then your hand starts hurting so you run back to your RV but you don’t know where it is ’cause you’re lost, remember? Things like this should be avoided in every possible way.
Follow these ten rules and you’re guaranteed success.* ** ***
*Not really
** In fact, these probably won’t work at all, in which case Stewardess Sierra cannot be held responsible
*** Batteries Not Included
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Cool Blog!!!!!! Love your tips - keep them coming - miss you!
Well, Miss Sierra, some people think that the “World’s Largest Ball of Twine” is really awesome-kindof- Your cousin Cam’s girlfriend, Chelsea, her grandparents are from (twine town) Minnesota and Cam has seen the “ball” twice. We even have souvenir coffee mugs!!!!
I am having alot of fun reading your blogs as well as your parents postings. Be kind to your parents and they will be kind to you! Have fun! Aunt Jill
Hi Sierra,
Sounds like you have things in control, good to hear it!
Aunt Nancy