Which Slow Traveler Are You?

Posted on March 18, 2009
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Posted By Sierra

Q1: How long can you go without washing your underwear?
A: 1 day
B: A few days
C: Um … I’m supposed to wash my underwear?
D: Washing my underwear is the washing machine’s job!

Q2: Have you ever left a comment on www.theslowtravelers.com?
A: I’ve left a few
B: Yep! And if I ever get a response, I write back!
C: Occasionally, if I have time
D: Wait-what was the website?

Q3: If you wrote a blog post, what would it be about?
A: Life on the road
B: Beer & Food
C: Life on the road, hammed-up version (and/or toilets)
D: Ways to fix an RV

Q4: What do you usually eat for lunch?
A: A sandwich with mayonnaise
B: A sandwich with mustard
C: Cheese and raisins (and maybe an apple)
D: Hot food, e.g., meatloaf, mac ‘n’ cheese, maybe some big, marinated steak. (Sierra is drooling at this point)

Q5: Describe a highlight of your day
A: Having multiple cups of coffee
B: Getting actual work done
C: Going shopping, be it supermarket or bookstore
D: Being home

Q6: Where do you sleep?
A: On a fold-out couch
B: On a part-time bed
C: On a fold-down bed
D: On a nice, regular bed

Q7: Which of the following titles do you prefer?
A: Navigator
B: Driver
C: Steward/Stewardess
D: Mr., Mrs., or Miss

Q8: Name one thing you consider a campground plus
A: Heated Bathrooms
B: TV AND WiFi
C: WiFi
D: Washing Machines

Q9: What is your idea of a chore?
A: Wash the dishes
B: Hooking up the electricity and water
C: Sweeping
D: Cleaning your room

Q10: Who is your personal favorite Slow Traveler?
A: Daria (Miss Jeopardy Genius)
B: Stan (The Leader)
C: Sierra (Goofball-in-Training)
D: Um … SpiderPig? Is he a Slow Traveler?

RESULTS
If you answered mostly A’s, you are like DARIA. Smart, occasionally funny, and definitely high on the Ability-to-Be-Strict-O-Meter, you are great at planning. You like to write about the many adventures you have, and you know how to edit stuff. You also know how to assign really hard stuff, like A Tale of Two Cities. You are a great navigator, so whip out your GPS and get us there!

If you answered mostly B’s, you are most like STAN. The Resident Goofball, you like to be the driver. You can drive anywhere, anyway, including backing down a narrow hill in Prague (though not in an RV, of course). You’re most cheerful when you can either get interesting notes or get work done. You are an expert on something (beer, preferably) and people will occasionally say something like, “Hey. You’re Stan Hieronymus.” You can also walk into the Charleston Beer Exchange and have someone say,
“Have you written any cool books, like Brew Like A Monk?”

If you answered mostly C’s, you are most like SIERRA. A G.I.T. (Goofball In Training), you like to write humorous stories and prefer Disney World or Paris to Chattanooga or Berlin (although Berlin is pretty cool … ) You like to snack creatively, meaning you eat lots of foods like raisins and cheese sticks. You would die without books, just like Thomas Jefferson said.

If you answered mostly D’s, you are not a Slow Traveler. You prefer your life at home, and like nice, normal-sized things that you don’t bump your head on.

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